Great Lies to Tell Small Kids (2005) is Andy Riley's third book of cartoons, following his bestsellers The Book of Bunny Suicides and Return of the Bunny Suicides.

Another volume of cartoons in the same vein followed in October 2006, Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids.

Overview

The book contains numerous lies to tell small children, all accompanied by black and white line sketches in a similar vein to The Book of Bunny Suicides. Examples of the lies include "Wine makes mummy clever" and "milk feels pain". These cartoons and captions are, of course, completely pointless and unbelievable, like the "Bunny Suicides".